Another week, another Double Entendre Day, and this one finds me flat on my back awaiting my 69. Looks like I tore a muscle t'other day, and I'm not going to be out to play for a few weeks, waaaah!. I'm looking to you lot to cheer me up by stuffing my box until it overflows, so without further preamble, here's your photo for today's Caption Competition:

There's a nice cuppa tea* going for every entry, and a choccy biccy for the person who gets me to a 69.
So.
Get in there.

*Could you get me one too while you're at it please as I can't get to the kitchen very easily, ta.