Greetings, and top 'o the mornin' to ya on this fine Saint Patrick's Day!

I'm not one of the people that celebrate today by going to the nearest pub that's selling green lager at half price until closing time, neither will I be dressing up as a leprechaun or wearing special hats advertizing Guinness on them either.

I will be eschewing the celebrations and anything green and alcoholic.
However, today is a great day for a Double Entendre Day Caption Competition with a difference, and so I have once again trawled the internet for something special for you.

It is this -


A pint of green lager for every entry, and a large, green whisky available should I get an ever elusive 69!

Without further ado,

Get Stuck In!