Tuesday, March 02, 2010

And so, after a weekend and Monday of spleeping sickness, broken 'white goods'*, possible computer virii, recurring neck lumps and other wonderful things, I'm now back online and able to offer you a selection of choices for this Thursday's entertainment, which are -

  • Speech
  • Crack
  • Magic
And once again I'm offering my apologies for being a terrible hostess, and have a joke to tell you as form of recompense for the 'missed' days.
So, the joke...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

I'll get my coat while you cast your votes and tell me all about what you've been up to since we last talked, akay?

My washing machine and dishwasher are in technical terms, 'rubber ducked'.