Well, I am pleased to announce that yesterday broke a record for me, as I received absolutely no Valentine's whatsoever. There wasn't even the hint of a card anywhere, and the chocolate was most conspicuous by its absence.
Still, I had a great larf reading the wonderful 'pomes' what you lot wrote for me, and a good friend of mine sent me a lovely pressie, which wasn't a Valentine, but was very useful indeedy.

Anyway, while I have your attention, I would like you to choose tomorrow's entertainment from the following -

• Speech
• Scary

and also tell me all about your weekends; did you get any Valentines? Go for a romantic meal anywhere? Or possibly you got a card from a secret admirer!
If so, tell me all about it, your secrets are as ever, safe with me!