Ye Gods, the time has just flown by recently!

Last I remember it was Christmas, then there were a few days of blurryness when I had to think as to what day of the week it was, then today I look at the calendar and realize that it's a Wednesday, which means it's time for another Double Entendre Day, Caption Competition, your photo for which is* -



And also, it's the last Caption Competition of the year, so if any of you are still out there, give it all you've got and then some, akay?

There's a selection of party canapes for every entry and a glass of bubbly going should anybody get me to a 69!

So, for the last time in '09, over to you!

*Taken by my own, fair paw, btw.