Following my recent lumpiness, I've decided on another silly game for the weekend's fun and frolics, and so today it's 'The Most Worrying Things To Hear Your Doctor Say'.
For example -

'As long as it doesn't burst you'll be just fine!'
'We're not 100% sure what it is, but one of the nurse's dogs had something very similar'
'Now don't panic, we're only wearing the NBC suits to test them'.
'If it starts moving let us know'
'What do you think it is?'
Nothing else seems to be working so we've called in a Witch Doctor'
'Just in case, are you religious?'
'I had the same thing years ago but it dropped off in its own time'
Please remove your shirt. And your trousers. And your underpants.'
'Would you mind holding this bowl, only I get nauseous whenever I take blood samples'
'Now, just bend over and bite down hard on this wooden spoon please'
'I promise, this won't hurt a bit. It's going to hurt a lot!'

So, over to you, and don't forget to have a wonderful, and hopefully lump free weekend, y'all, akay?

ttfn,