Way-hey! I haz intermanet connection, w00t!

So while I'm still online, here's your photo for today's Caption Competition -
Mmmm... Chebal!

Get to it with the comments; there's a Slippery Nipple going for every entry, and a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall available should I get me a Soixante-neuf!

With any luck I'll be able to stay online long enough to read your comments as my connection is still like the moose's head in Fawlty Towers*, so give it all you've got my darlinks, and have fun! If anybody wants me I'll be taking a cold shower as I can't stop thinking about me and Sébastien Chabal doing +++++CARRIER LOST+++++

*It's up...

It's down again...