Overheard at the weekend.
The scene, a pub garden in West London.
First woman: "I'm really into astrology an' all that y'know, ever since I was little I've been readin' my horoscopes an so, and it's really in'trestin'. I'm an Aquarius on the cups wiv Pices, and me last boyfriend was a Leo which was why we didn't get on after we 'ad the second baby, but he went off wiv my mate 'oos a Saggitarius and apart from when they're fighting an' that, they get on really well cos they're both fire signs, innit. (turns to a woman at the next table) So wot's your sign then?"
Second woman: "I'm Cancer"
First woman: "Ooh, that means you're really sensitive an' although you put on a tough act you're really soft and loving, and really feel emotions, like, yeah?"
Second woman: "Yes"
First woman: "Yeah, I've got a mate 'oos a Cancer like, but she's on the cups wiv Leo so she's got a right temper on 'er sometimes. (turns to talk to man at the table next to her) So wot are you then?"
Man: "Available!"
Me: (tries desperately to stop lager from pouring out of nose while trying not to burst into uncontrollable laughter)
End scene.
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Happy wotsits, y'all! and of course, don't forget to tell me all about your weekends while you're down there, akay?
The scene, a pub garden in West London.
First woman: "I'm really into astrology an' all that y'know, ever since I was little I've been readin' my horoscopes an so, and it's really in'trestin'. I'm an Aquarius on the cups wiv Pices, and me last boyfriend was a Leo which was why we didn't get on after we 'ad the second baby, but he went off wiv my mate 'oos a Saggitarius and apart from when they're fighting an' that, they get on really well cos they're both fire signs, innit. (turns to a woman at the next table) So wot's your sign then?"
Second woman: "I'm Cancer"
First woman: "Ooh, that means you're really sensitive an' although you put on a tough act you're really soft and loving, and really feel emotions, like, yeah?"
Second woman: "Yes"
First woman: "Yeah, I've got a mate 'oos a Cancer like, but she's on the cups wiv Leo so she's got a right temper on 'er sometimes. (turns to talk to man at the table next to her) So wot are you then?"
Man: "Available!"
Me: (tries desperately to stop lager from pouring out of nose while trying not to burst into uncontrollable laughter)
End scene.
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Moving rapidly on, your Choose-O choices for tomorrow's entertainment are -
- On display
- Bike
- Wine
Happy wotsits, y'all! and of course, don't forget to tell me all about your weekends while you're down there, akay?
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