Thursday, July 02, 2009

I've got a question for you lot today.

I've been thinking about it for a while now, well, ever since Wacko Jacko died and it was revealed that no-one knows who the real parents of his three children are.

Naturally, many mad women have claimed to be the mother of the kiddies, but 'those in the know' have said that they most emphatically are not, and although Debbie Rowe was the surrogate for the first two, she's now revealed that she was impregnated via the turkey baster method.

So, just whose spawn spawned Michael Jackson's sprogs then?

My money's on Richard & Judy.