Wednesday.

Regulars here know what that means. For those who don't, the idea is to study the photo below and come up with as many witty, erudite, and hopefully funny captions to accompany it.

Said photo was sent to me from Scaryduck and although he didn't admit it, I do believe it to be a still from a video recently received by the BBC with an attached note that read 'Chase me, you naughty soldier boys!'.

Here is the photo -

So please, get to it and start stuffing my box with gusto. There's a lollipop going for every entry and a packet of Space Dust available should a lucky person get me to a 69.

Over to you then.

On yer marks,

Set...

Go!