Wednesday.

AKA, Hump Day.

And round this little corner of Teh Blogosphere, Double Entendre Day.

Which for those in the know means only one thing...

Soon there will be a photo.

Your challenge (should you choose to accept it) is to study said photo, and think up as many witty captions as you possibly can to accompany it.

Because Double Entendre Day here, means it's time for a Caption Competition.

Here is the photo -

It is now up to you to fill my box with as much smut as you can possibly shove in there, with the intention of giving me a good, hard, and above all satisfying 69.

Your reward should you attempt this challenge? A Martini, shaken, not stirred.
Should someone give me a soixante-neuf, they will get an olive to go with it.

So what are you waiting for?

Get.

In.

There.

This post will possibly self-destruct in T-minus 30 seconds.

But probably not.

You might want to duck for cover after leaving your comments though...