And so my darling sugarlumps, not only is it Friday, but it's 'That time of year again', being when I ask you various questions about how you reckon my blog is doing.
It won't take long, and from what others have told me it's relatively painless, so plz to take a few minutes out of your hectic day and shove some answers in my box, akay?

Your reward? This.

Q1: How did you first stumble across this blog?
a) Recommended by another person/blog
b) Via a Google search about a totally unrelated topic such as 'free bic biro'
c) By mistake
d) The little voices told you to find me
e) Wha...?
f) Other (please state)

Q2: Why do you keep coming back to this blog?
a) Bored
b) Glutton for punishment
c) Can't get any other sites up for some reason
d) Can't find the usual pr0n site
e) Eh...?
f) Other (please state)

Q3: What do you like most about this blog?
a) The witty and erudite ramblings writing
b) Double Entendre Day
c) The occasional snippets of information about various topics
d) The little skipping penguin
e) What blog?
f) Other (please state)

Q4: Do you find the recommended other blogs, sites and games etc;
a) Fun
b) Varied in selection
c) Informative
d) There are other blogs?
e) Que?
f) Other (please state)

Q5: What could be done to improve this blog?
a) More stories about various altercations with police
b) More informative postings
c) More skipping penguins
d) Gratuitous references to sex and badgers
e) Y'wot?
f) Other (please state)

Q6: Would you recommend this blog to a friend?
a) Yep
b) Nah
c) Maybe
d) Dunno
e) Why, is there money involved?
f) Other (please state)

Q7: (last one) Which has been your favourite previous post on this site?
a) The one about the goats
b) The one about the attack cat
c) Any of the Caption Competition ones
d) Any of the ones with gratuitous violence in them
e) There are other posts?
f) Other (please state)

Thank you for your time, you may now enjoy your weekend.