Ah my lovelies, what joy doth Monday bring thee?

As usual there's the Choose-O, but as it's cold and damp outside here and I for one have that 'Monday Morning Feeling', I reckon that while you're casting your votes in the comments box, tell me your favourite joke while you're down there.

The sillier the better as well, such as -

Q. What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hare line.

and

Q. What do you do with a wombat?
A. Play wom.

Your reward for sharing teh funnies?

Live Nude Cats! and some entertainment by The Freakin' Brothers!

And once you're done with that, your Choose-O Choices are -

• The Accused
• Camp
• The Rub

Choose wisely, and have a fabulous Monday!