It's Friday, it might be five-to-five, but it's not Crackerjack!*

But I have thought up another fun thing for you to get your thinking hats on for again, being 'How Many Rude Fairy Tales And Children's Stories Can You Think Of?'

For example:

Rumpledforeskin
Little Sore Riding Hood
Allhadhim
The Three Billy Goats Chuffs
Alice in Punter Land
The Three Little Gimps
The Princess and the Pee

And as suggested by Scaryduck, the following:

Ali Baba and the 40 whores
Charlie up the Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Great Glass Vibrator
James and the Giant Peaches
101 Fornications

And I'm sure you've got the idea by now, so over to you!

But before I sign off, I wish you all the very best for the coming weekend, and leave you with a nice picture of a kitten.

TTFN,

*mwah*

*This not not mean that you can not carry as many cabbages as you possibly can if you want to.