It's F-F-F-Friday, woohoo!

But sadly I bring you some sad news to start this last post of the week.

It's only day five, and already Jade Goody's been evicted from Heaven.

But to cheer you all up and get your grey matter into the mood for some fun, your game for The Weekend is to think of as many of 'The Worst Possible Things to Hear Whilst on an Aeroplane'.

For example:

"Howdy folks! The in-flight-movie ain't workin' all too good, so instead we're gonna have a li'l ol' sing-song instead, m'kay? 'One thousand bottles of beer on the wall, one thousand bottles of beer!"
"This is your co-pilot speaking. Does anyone on this flight happen to have a Sat-nav on them?"
"Oh my god, we're gonna crash! We're gonna crash! Hahaha, April fools!"
"This is your Captain speaking. Has anybody seen my guide dog?"
"Allahu Akbar!"
"Snakes! Snakes everywhere!"
"To receive your emergency oxygen, please place your credit or debit card in the slot above and..."
"Does anyone on board happen to work for Rolls Royce Engineering? Only we seem to have a little bit of a problem"
"This is your new Captain, Osama Bin Laden speaking"
"Mountain goats! Mountain goats everywhere!"
"This is God speaking. Your flight was interrupted"
"Welcome to EasyJet"

As usual, I'm sure you can do better, but if you can't think of anything, just tell me any sick jokes you might have heard recently instead, akay?

Have a wonderfull weekend y'all,
Tootles!
*mwah*

Additional, 15:35 hours.

Thank you, Tzonar! x