Doesn't time fly when you're having fun, eh? It feels like only yesterday was Monday, but then that might have something to do with teh medikashun I'm on.

Anyhoo, I've had an idea for a fun game to play to take us into the weekend, and it is to think up 'The Worst Possible Thing To Say When Stopped By The Police'

For example:

'Ello officer, show us yer truncheon then, darlin'!'
'It's true! The rozzers do get uglier as you get older!'
'Of course I'm not drunk, I only do crack cocaine these days'
'Is it true about your helmet being made to fit the shape of your head then, tit-head?'
'Ere, I'm pregnant, and I need your helmet to piss in!'
'You're a copper, any idea where the nearest dealers hang out?'
'If I punch you will you give me a bed for the night?'
'I thought you had to pass an intelligence test to become a police officer nowadays, no?'
'Do you know what ACAB stands for?'
'What's got four legs and a c*nt in the middle of its back? A police horse!'
'Mind if I borrow your truncheon for a moment?'
'Excuse me, can I take your photograph please?'

As always, I'm sure you can do far better, so over to you, but just before I go - there's a Gold Star available for anyone who correctly guesses which one of the above statements I have said to a member of Her Majesty's Police Force.

TTFN, and I wish you all the best weekend possible!
*mwah*