Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring apart from those that had left everything to the last possible minute and were now trying to find some sprouts, mince pies, turkey and a present for Great Aunt Maude who will probably just give it to her cat, anyway.

So, gentle readers, Christmas Eve is upon us again and tomorrow many of us will feast on roast beast with all the trimmings to appease the Gods and ensure the return of the Sun.

My questions for you today are, what has been your worst ever Crimble pressie, and what do you really, really want from Santa this year?

And while you're down there, don't ye forget that today is also Double Entendre Day and it would fill me with delight to have my stockings filled with as much as you can cram in!
Your picture for today's fun and frolics is -

so get in there! A mince pie going for every entry and a large sherry available should I get a lovely, shiny, 69!

Also, just in case you're too busy to pop round here tomorrow, I wish you a fabulous, peaceful, and above all happy, Mid-winter festival of your choice.

Merry Wotsits, One and All!