So it's Monday again, and the good news is that I managed to get a whole night's spleep on Saturday.

The downside is that I cannot enjoy watching Top Gear as I used to, as I had an incredibly erotic dream about Richard Hammond.

I won't go into details. All I will say is that although he was very happy, his missus wasn't too keen about the situation for some reason.

I have no idea why. After all, we were only doing it while +++++CARRIER LOST+++++

Anyhoo. Here are your choices for today's Choose-O.

Noisy.
Unlucky.
Saucy.

If anybody wants me I'll either be taking a cold shower or hanging around BBC Centre with a +++++CARRIER LOST+++++