Today's post is brought to you by the 'I didn't spleep much last night, and this is all I can come up with as my brain's fried' school of blogging.
Over the years of wombling around with a camera clasped in my grubby paws, I've found some weird and wonderful things for sale in my locale. Here's a selection; plz to let me know what they are, or WTF they're supposed to read.