I know why you're here today.

You want smut and depravity, don't you...?

After all, it is Double Entendre Day, also known as Hump Day, and I bet you're all gagging to start stuffing my box.

So, I hope you're set as without further ado, here's your photo for today's Caption Competition -



A portion of whelks going for every entry, and a seafood cocktail available should I get that ever more elusive 69.

Of you go then.