I originally asked these questions a couple of years ago, but I'm wondering if times have changed anything. So,

Are there any men out there who are not:

Pathological Liars
Already Married
Cheats
Alcoholics
Criminals
With another person be it male or female
Homeless
Out of work
Living on the other side of the world from England
Reliant on parents
Tied to children
Carrying 20 years worth of emotional baggage
Emotional F**kwits
Just after a shag
Psychos

If they do no not fit any of the above already stated, are they just:

Looking for a shag
In need of a Mother replacement
After money
After a place to stay
Wanting children/babies/domestic yada
After someone they can 'mould' into 'their ideal'

If there is anyone out there who is male, under 50ish and above 38ish, and does NOT meet any of the above, please let me know.

*watches as tumbleweeds roll by*