It's that time of the week again!

Oh yes, Double Entendre Day is here again and all around the world, people are slipping ones to friends and loved ones. Isn't it a wonderful thought? In a far corner of Kent, a boss has just asked hi secretary to do some photocopies, and she's replied "How many times would you like me to do it for you?" In Bognor, a football coach has just asked his friend to check his balls out, and in Bude, a police officer has just taken something out of his trousers and told a tart to suck on it, else there'll be trouble for her.
Hang on. That last one wasn't a Double Entendre, sorry.
One of my finest moments on a Double Entendre Day came one lunchtime when I was with some friends in a pub. I had half a pint of bitter shandy* left when I heard a couple of chaps I knew talking about me. They were wondering if I spat or swallowed, the cheeky gits, so as it was time for me to head back to where I was supposed to be, I picked up my drink, turned to face them, swallowed it in one, placed the empty glass on the table, then gave them a big smile before leaving.
I wish I'd taken a photo of their faces.
Anyway, I know why you're all here today, and it's not to hear about my prowess with copious amounts of liquids**, so without further ado, here's today's photo for the Caption Competition -

So get stuck in, as there's a fuzzy duck going for every entry, and a surprise should I get me a 69.

*The lemonade cancels the alcohol and makes it a 'soft drink', honest.
**Well, it might be. I dunno.