Hooray, hooray, it's Humpday again! Which as you might have gathered by now, is known here as Double Entendre Day!
So getcha ya-yas out and start stuffing my box with goodies for today's Caption Competition, your photo for which is:


So what are you waiting for? Squeeze in as much as possible; there's a pint of Old Peculiar for every entry and a Slippery Nipple going should anybody get me to a 69.