Wotcha cocks, and welcome to yet another tantalising Double Entendre Day!
I've given up on my chances of getting another 69 by the way. It seems like since my last birthday, I'm now considered too old for that sort of thang, so I shall just get you stuck into today's Caption Competition and hope for the best.
Here it is -

There's a chip butty for every tasty morsel stuck in my box, so what are you waiting for?