Misty 'Not-on-the-internets' Latest

Misty's inter-ma-nets are still borked, it seems. However, she has not taken this setback lying down. Oh no! Here, in fact, what happened in a meeting with her broadband suppliers yesterday:

Steps, as you can see, are being taken.

It being Christmas an' all that, I am taking the liberty of starting a round of The Santa Game. Much like the Llama / Wombat / Aardvark game of yore - plz to suggest song titles containing that bearded old fella. You know: Rolf Harris.

Get. In. There.

Also: Plz to think nice thoughts for Pudsey who was taken ill last night