Bonjour tout le monde! Hope you've all got your thinking caps ready for another fantastic Double Entendre Day!
I've decided to give you a little extra to get you all going, being a piccy sent to me by Mr Free Market.

I think the hospital could do with investing in a new dictionary.

And moving on to the moment you've all been waiting for, your photo for today's Caption Competition is;

Get stuck in. There's a rub down in the shower for every entry, and possibly oranges at half time if you're lucky.