Mornin' my darlin's!
I was planning on doing that Blackadder thingy today (just tuned in? I'll explain later) but insomnia struck again last night, and also I have to be out and about later, so instead, as a prelude to the weekend, I would very much like to play The Pants Game.
Regular readers will remember the fun* we all had with The Zebra Game, and The Wombat Game, and by now you may be guessing that the rules are similar. Spot on, they are, but this one is played with Book Titles. EG:

The Burden of Pants - Scot Turow
The Pants of all Fears - Tom Clancy
The Pants of Magic - Terry Pratchett
Alice in Pants - Lewis Carroll
The Pants King - Bernard Cornwell
The Pants Fairy - Graham Joyce
Travels with my Pants - Graham Greene
Harry Potter and the Pants of Fire - JK Rowling
Where's my Pants? - Terry Pratchett
I'm OK, You're Pants - Thomas Harris

Note for readers across the pond - Pants over here, are what we call underwear, and it's also a term for summat that's a bit cr*p.

So, c'mon everybody, swing your pants and get down to it.

*Well. I had mine.