And so, the petals on the Valentines roses wilt, and scatter to the winds, but if your life is feeling empty after all the excitement of Hallmark Day - fear not, as once again it is Double Entendre Day! The day to slip one to the person you fancy, without having to buy them strangely shaped teddy bears, slutty lingerie or fat based confectionary first.
Which brings us to today's Caption Competition. The photograph was sent to me by Mr Free Market, and (to my mind at least), captures the true spirit and joy of Valentine's Day.

So caption me up, my pretties. There's a heart shaped chocolate in it for every entry!