My brain appears to have turned to peanut butter this morning. So, instead of waffling on for possibly hours or just posting any old carp, I'm going to nick (Mr) Scaryduck's(sir's) idea and hold a vote-o for tomorrow's post instead, in the hope that I can sort something out in time for then.
Your options are:

A story about Rioting on a Sunday Afternoon.
An anecdote involving Coachloads of mad old German women and omelettes.
A photo of me with no clothes on.
What happened to me when I tried to get an ice cream after undergoing abdominal surgery*.
Another 'Spot the Difference' competition.

Get cracking me darlin's. Oh, and while you're at it, please could you go to my sidebar and donate some Weapons of Mass Destruction to me? I have a cunning plan...

*Really best told with 'actions' but I'll have a bash at writing it if you really want me to.