5 Questions for Countertop

As you said you were game, here you are...

1) If a movie was made of your life, what would it be called and who would play you?
2) What's your 'Party Piece'?
3) The Aliens have decided to attack - what's the first thing you do?
4) What's your greatest achievement?
5) When did you last cry, and why?

Don't forget to post the rules on how to play on yours, and I'll be checking your site for the answers!

Have fun :)