The results of the Poll wot I did a while back are in if anyone's interested...

I've carefully totted up all the 'comments votes, and 'email votes' and then added on the results of some innocents who got roped into the debate at my local the other night.

The least disturbing mental image was Peter Stringfellow in a thong, scoring a paltry 26 points.
That was followed by Stephen Pound frolicking naked, with a measly 33.
Then, Tony Bliar dressed as a Gimp, with 37.
Not much between him and John Prescott in a bikini with 39.
George Bush in thigh high boots and a whip scored a slightly more impressive 40.
Her Maj' and the Duke with a rampant rabbit got 44.
And before we get to the top three, Saddam Hussein doing a lapdance for you, scored 47.

And so now, I bring you the top three Most Disturbing Mental Images as voted by You, The Public.

At number 3, it's the Fluffy Kitten chasing a butterfly with an impressive 49 votes!. (I'm not getting involved - you lot voted, nowt to do with me Guv')

At number 2, it's Margaret Thatcher sitting on your face with a not very surprising 54!

And the Number 1, Most Disturbing Mental Image conjurer with a stunning 77 votes is...


Coldplay.

This proves that I am not alone in thinking that Coldplay are disturbing. More so than any of the other images, and that's saying something.

Coming soon - 'Why I can't stand Coldplay' and should there be a call for them to be dragged off and horsewhipped?

Thanks again to all who voted - you will recieve your stuffed penguins C.O.D very shortly.